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Zeitverzerrung

Heiniger-Net Posted on Thursday February 16th, 2012 by DanielThursday February 16th, 2012

Tem­po­ral Dis­tor­tion from Randy Halver­son on Vimeo.

Wow! This is mar­vel­lous! Some­one has invest­ed a con­sid­er­able amount of work to visu­al­ize how the night sky moves!

Posted in Fun, Science

Die besten Eheberater kommen aus der Primarschule

Heiniger-Net Posted on Monday February 6th, 2012 by DanielMonday February 6th, 2012

 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

  • You got to find some­body who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    — Alan, age 10
  • No per­son real­ly decides before they grow up who they’re going to mar­ry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out lat­er who you’re stuck with.
    — Kirsten, age 10

Con­tin­ue reading →

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Ein Mann hat drei Freundinnen

Heiniger-Net Posted on Thursday February 2nd, 2012 by DanielThursday February 2nd, 2012

A man is dat­ing three women and wants to decide which to mar­ry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watch­es to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fan­cy beau­ty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys sev­er­al new out­fits and dress­es up very nice­ly for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attrac­tive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The sec­ond goes shop­ping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new giz­mos for his com­put­er, and some expen­sive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the mon­ey on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the mon­ey in the stock mar­ket. She earns sev­er­al times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and rein­vests the remain­der in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obvi­ous­ly, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the mon­ey, and then he mar­ried the one with the largest breasts.


This sto­ry can be found on numer­ous sites on the web. I have no idea who the author is.

Posted in Fun

Two Babies Talking in the Womb

Heiniger-Net Posted on Sunday January 15th, 2012 by DanielSunday May 1st, 2016

The source of this text about two twins, a skep­tic and an opti­mist, is Pablo J.Luis Molinero, and it is in his book “Mor­phogeny”.

Two fetus­es talk to each oth­er in the womb. One is a believ­er and the oth­er is not.

Athe­ist baby: And you? Do you believe in life after birth?
Believ­ing baby: Sure. It is obvi­ous that there is life after birth. And we are here pre­cise­ly so we can get strong and ready for what awaits us after that.
AB: It makes no sense. There is noth­ing after birth. Can you imag­ine what life after birth might look like?
BB: Well, I don’t know all the details. But over there, there will be plen­ty of light, plen­ty of joy. And, for exam­ple, we are going to eat with our mouths over there.
AB: What non­sense! We have our umbil­i­cal cord that feeds us. And yet, no one has returned from that oth­er life. By birth, life is sim­ply ended.
BB: No! I don’t exact­ly know what life after birth is like, but we will def­i­nite­ly see our moth­er and she will take care of us.
AB: Moth­er? Do you believe in moth­er?? And where is she?
BB: But she’s every­where! She sur­rounds us! Thanks to her we live,and with­out her we are noth­ing. She takes care of us at every moment.
AB: This is absurd! Have you ever seen her? Me nei­ther! So she obvi­ous­ly does not exist. And if she does exist, why does­n’t she man­i­fest herself?
BB: Well, I do not agree. Because, sometimes,when every­thing is qui­et, then you can hear how she sings … feel how she caress­es our world … I am sure that our real life begins after birth.
AB: Well, I’m con­vinced that there is noth­ing after birth. That is all irrational.

Posted in Spiritualität

Tolle Musiker

Heiniger-Net Posted on Saturday January 7th, 2012 by DanielSaturday January 7th, 2012

It is a per­fect stu­dio record­ing of five peo­ple per­form­ing a great acoustic (“unplugged”) ver­sion of Gotye’s great chart rac­ing song “Some­body that I used to know”. Then they came up with an idea of how to visu­al­ize the song in a video and per­formed? that as well. I applaud WOTE! An absolute­ly stun­ning per­for­mance. Well done!

Posted in Musik

Mac gegen PC

Heiniger-Net Posted on Monday January 2nd, 2012 by DanielMonday January 2nd, 2012

Lin­ux and Unix actu­al­ly aren’t the same thing. Mac OS is Unix after Steve Jobs took a big dump on it, then once you buy an $800 PC for at least $1200, he takes a dump on you.

I under­stand that you are bit­ter about the finan­cial rap­ing instilled on you, so feel free to call me a gamer with no life despite know­ing noth­ing about me. I’m sure you need the win there.

And the rea­son for the reli­a­bil­i­ty of Macs is not a good thing. Nobody both­ers to give Macs virus­es for the same rea­sons nobody both­ers to go to war with Cana­da. They suck any­way, they aren’t sig­nif­i­cant, and even if you did both peo­ple who care would be tools.

Any virus takes resources to devel­op, so why would you not go for the tar­get with a big­ger reward. Sup­pose Fort Knox and the cook­ie jar had equal secu­ri­ty. Which would you steal from? There is no amaz­ing secu­ri­ty behind Macs, PCs are just big­ger tar­gets because they matter.

Oth­er prob­lems with PCs are gen­er­al­ly due to the user being an idiot, and due to the large mar­ket share we also have a large idiot share. PCs leave vir­tu­al­ly every set­ting open to the user to mod­i­fy. Often times, the user does­n’t know his shit and screws things up. Macs give you no pow­er and thus its hard to mess things up. Think about how much dam­age you could cause locked in a playpen vs. locked in The Pentagon.

My XP com­put­er of five years got exact­ly 0 virus­es with­out even installing an antivirus because I was­n’t an idiot who clicked every pop­up and down­loaded 2kB movies off of LimeWire. The biggest prob­lems PCs have are the users, the unin­formed of which seem to be switch­ing to Macs. Have fun, all the engi­neers and sci­en­tists which make any real progress in the world will still be here using PCs.


The ger­man ver­sion of this arti­cle is noth­ing but a trans­la­tion of this orig­i­nal source.

Posted in Computer

Lektion in Ökonomie oder Lektion in Arithmetik?

Heiniger-Net Posted on Wednesday November 16th, 2011 by DanielWednesday November 16th, 2011

Sor­ry, this entry is only avail­able in Deutsch and Français.

Posted in Fun, Politik, Wirtschaft

Wie kommt man in allen Räumen einer Wohnung (oder einer Firma) ins Internet?

Heiniger-Net Posted on Monday November 14th, 2011 by DanielMonday November 14th, 2011

Sor­ry, this entry is only avail­able in Deutsch.

Posted in Computer

Grossartiges Stop-Motion-Video

Heiniger-Net Posted on Wednesday November 9th, 2011 by DanielWednesday November 9th, 2011

This is a great stop motion video, and I like not only the nice music and the sweet girl, but also the way the movie was made. The singer is called Kina Gran­nis, her song is called “in your arms”. I haven’t heard of her before, but I think she must be observed in the near future.

Posted in Musik

Wie soll ich meinen Computer vor Bedrohungen schützen?

Heiniger-Net Posted on Monday October 24th, 2011 by DanielMonday October 24th, 2011

Sor­ry, this entry is only avail­able in Deutsch.

Posted in Computer

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