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Tem­po­ral Dis­tor­tion from Randy Hal­ver­son on Vimeo.

Wow! This is mar­vell­ous! So­meone has in­ves­ted a con­side­ra­ble amount of work to vi­sua­lize how the night sky moves!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

• You got to find some­body who li­kes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip co­m­ing.
   – Alan, age 10
• No per­son re­ally de­ci­des be­fore they grow up who they’re go­ing to marry. God de­ci­des it all way before, and you get to find out la­ter who you’re stuck with.
   – Kirs­ten, age 10

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A man is da­ting three wo­men and wants to de­cide which to marry. He de­ci­des to give them a test. He gi­ves each wo­man a pre­sent of $5000 and wat­ches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a to­tal make-over. She goes to a fancy be­auty sa­lon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys se­veral new out­fits and dres­ses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more at­trac­tive for him be­cause she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The se­cond goes shop­ping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new giz­mos for his com­pu­ter, and some ex­pen­sive clo­thes. As she pres­ents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the mo­ney on him be­cause she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third in­vests the mo­ney in the stock mar­ket. She earns se­veral ti­mes the $5000. She gi­ves him back his $5000 and re­invests the re­ma­in­der in a joint ac­count. She tells him that she wants to save for their fu­ture be­cause she loves him so much. Ob­viously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each wo­man had done with the mo­ney, and then he mar­ried the one with the lar­gest breasts.

This story can be found on nu­me­rous sites on the web. I have no idea who the aut­hor is.