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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

• You got to find some­body who li­kes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip co­m­ing.
   – Alan, age 10
• No per­son re­ally de­ci­des be­fore they grow up who they’re go­ing to marry. God de­ci­des it all way before, and you get to find out la­ter who you’re stuck with.
   – Kirs­ten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

• Twenty-three is the best age be­cause you know the per­son FOREVER by then.
   – Ca­mille, age 10
• No age is good to get mar­ried at. You got to be a fool to get mar­ried.
   – Fred­die, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

• You might have to guess, ba­sed on whe­ther they seem to be yel­ling at the same kids.
   – Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

• Both don’t want any more kids.
   – Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

• Dates are for ha­ving fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have so­me­thing to say if you lis­ten long enough.
   – Lyn­nette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
• On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them in­te­res­ted enough to go for a se­cond date.
   – Mar­tin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?

• I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the news­pa­pers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead co­lumns.
   – Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

• When they’re rich.
   – Pam, age 7
• The law says you have to be eigh­teen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
   – Curt, age 7!
• The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
   – Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

• It’s bet­ter for girls to be sin­gle but not for boys. Boys need so­meone to clean up af­ter them.
   – Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

• There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
   – Kel­vin, age 8

And the #1 Fa­vo­rite is.….…

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

• Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
   – Ri­cky, age 10