A man is dat­ing three women and wants to decide which to mar­ry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watch­es to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fan­cy beau­ty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys sev­er­al new out­fits and dress­es up very nice­ly for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attrac­tive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The sec­ond goes shop­ping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new giz­mos for his com­put­er, and some expen­sive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the mon­ey on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the mon­ey in the stock mar­ket. She earns sev­er­al times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and rein­vests the remain­der in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obvi­ous­ly, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the mon­ey, and then he mar­ried the one with the largest breasts.

This sto­ry can be found on numer­ous sites on the web. I have no idea who the author is.